Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Back from PR

Check this guy out...

...and flip

Love the american flag thong. eww. Could he look any more relaxed on his back, I don't think I've ever seen a man's legs in that position. Then again, I've never seen a man that large in a bathing suit that small.

More pics of PR to come...

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Bun in the Oven?

Another one? K-Fed's going to have like 15 kids by the time he's 30. I was SO hoping that Brit would make her comeback after the first kid, get a makeover & start over, but it looks like she's heading back to square one.

Her being pregnant seems the only explanation for this photograph. She's got tons of money & trainers & chefs, she could easilly be back to normal.... if she wasn't pregnant that is.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Johanna won't be pleased... or will she?

Johanna, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your beloved Doctor, Travis and his hometown love, Sarah, have called it quits. Apparently they broke up before the show even aired - oh well.

Perhaps you should travel to Texas, injure yourself (but not terribly), and find yourself in his clutches in the emergency room, all sweaty yet perfectly made up, and tell him you love him in a fit of drug/IV-induced blabber... He'll realize you're "The One" move to Long Island to live with you in your parents house while you get your nursing degree and just wait at home for you with his masculine hands ready to massage your tired manicured feet at the end of your long day.

I'll try to find out which hospital he works in and we'll begin plotting.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Oscar Weekend

Capote should definitely win this Sunday at the Oscars, my money is on Philip Seymour Hoffman for Best Actor.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Very Bad Hermione...

Young wizards don't drink Corona! What would Harry think..?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

How dumb is this kid?

DETROIT - A 12-year-old visitor to the Detroit Institute of Arts stuck a wad of gum to a $1.5 million painting, leaving a stain the size of a quarter, officials say. They say he took a piece of Wrigley's Extra Polar Ice gum out of his mouth and stuck it on Helen Frankenthaler's "The Bay," an abstract painting from 1963.

The gum stuck to the painting's lower left corner and did not adhere to the fiber of the canvas, officials told the Detroit Free Press. But it left a chemical residue about the size of a quarter, said Becky Hart, assistant curator of contemporary art.

The museum's conservation department is researching the chemicals in the gum to decide which solvent to use to clean it. The museum hopes to make the repair in two weeks and will keep "The Bay" on display in the meantime, she said. (Courtesy: Yahoo!News)

I mean, what the hell. They're saying, "well, the kid is only 12.." - He's 12! I'm sure by that age you know not to take gum out of your mouth, step too close to a painting in a museum, and stick it directly on the paint, not even the frame, or at least underneath the frame!!