Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Johanna won't be pleased... or will she?

Johanna, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your beloved Doctor, Travis and his hometown love, Sarah, have called it quits. Apparently they broke up before the show even aired - oh well.

Perhaps you should travel to Texas, injure yourself (but not terribly), and find yourself in his clutches in the emergency room, all sweaty yet perfectly made up, and tell him you love him in a fit of drug/IV-induced blabber... He'll realize you're "The One" move to Long Island to live with you in your parents house while you get your nursing degree and just wait at home for you with his masculine hands ready to massage your tired manicured feet at the end of your long day.

I'll try to find out which hospital he works in and we'll begin plotting.


Blogger johanna said...

That is the PERFECT plan! I'm looking forward to bearing many children for Dr. Trav....keep up with the plotting.

9:22 AM

Blogger Allie said...

I just need to find his cell phone number then you can start sending flirtatious texts (i.e. the Sarah Clarkson method) and then we can send provacative pix...

9:32 AM

Blogger johanna said...

I'm all over the provacative pics...Trav??? Are you out there?

9:22 PM


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