Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Scene: Johanna with a full cup of coffee in her employer's car at an intersection.

The Mishap: Police coming down street, Johanna, being the good citizen that she is, pulls over to the side of the road to let the cop pass her. Idiot behind her is not paying attention or doesn't care to, and doesn't see Johanna pulled over & rear-ends her.

The biggest problem: Not the fact that this wasn't her car, but the full cup of H O T coffee in her hand, which is now all over her chest and legs - creating a wonderful, poop-brown stain... a stain that will surely never come out.

Mishap #382 & counting...